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what could a despairing and god-forsaken adversary beseiged iraqi (only for example) refugee expect to receive in a welfare package distributed as part of aid relief from the jw's?

(should they ever choose, by divine direction of course, to adopt a more compassionate outlook to their non-existant ethic of community values).. might i suggest -an issue of the watchtower with the main study article - relief from oppression by god near at hand.

isn't there just a slight touch of ambiguity in that title?an issue of the awake!

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Is that really you? - Agent Scully. There really is some X-Files stuff going on here. I have been having a ball reading some of the posts - some desperate, some humourous, some encouraging. I am pleased to be aboard (a bored / a bawd).

You can still call me cheeses.

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God's Justice?

by micheal in

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if jw's are the only ones to survive armageddon, than wouldn't you agree that witness that were born into the truth caught the break of a lifetime - thus my question is, how can one say that this is true justice?

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Born into the Troof the 'break of a lifetime'. I think I would call it 'poor unfortunate burdened from birth without an opportunity to choose'.

Michael? or Micheal. Michael is another name I am referred to sometimes, but you can just call me holey_cheeses.

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DA'd and DF'd???

by reallylost in

i see that on these boards, and i'm a bit confused.... and when a person is disfellowshipped, can he rejoin?

or somehow get back in the good 'graces' of the organization/church?

...thanks for the info :)

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

A good disassociation wins hands down over a disfellowshipping anyday. The DA'd one at least had the presence of mind to make a well formed conscious decision to get while the getting was good, and by doing so indicated to the 'older men' that they could take their whatever that turns them on and place it where the sun does not often shine.

Okay, I must admit, I am biased - I DA'd.

Hey, just call me holey_cheeses.

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If your conscience is troubling you - just deaden it.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

the subject matter is a quote from by father-in-law, a staunch.

knows-no-better-all-his-life-a-jw, which although said with a touch of humour, contains a measure of credibility as to how jw's can justify a lot of their actions.

they have no conscience, or, if they do, they 'deaden' or numb it, to allow them to continue on their course.. just call me holey_cheeses.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Good evenin' Brummie, and thanks for the welcome. Cheesy is a bit too informal, and a tad impersonal for such a staid gentleman as myself - Cheeses will be fine, if you must elect to shorten my illustrious title.

Question - Where do I find a flag identifying my country of origin? Please.

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If your conscience is troubling you - just deaden it.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

the subject matter is a quote from by father-in-law, a staunch.

knows-no-better-all-his-life-a-jw, which although said with a touch of humour, contains a measure of credibility as to how jw's can justify a lot of their actions.

they have no conscience, or, if they do, they 'deaden' or numb it, to allow them to continue on their course.. just call me holey_cheeses.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

The subject matter is a quote from by father-in-law, a staunch. knows-no-better-all-his-life-a-JW, which although said with a touch of humour, contains a measure of credibility as to how JW's can justify a lot of their actions. They have no conscience, or, if they do, they 'deaden' or numb it, to allow them to continue on their course.

Just call me holey_cheeses.

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Supposing I Want To Go To An Assembly?

by Englishman in

jw
friends

supposing i want to go to an assembly?

i just park my car, wander in, sit down after i've taken a look around, listen for a while, go and get a cuppa tea (i know they don't supply food anymore btw) and stroll out if it all becomes too much.. that's right, isn't it?.

englishman.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Just walking into an assembly or convention in the future will not be as easy as it has been in the past. The latest Kingdom Ministry identifies that security measures are being put into place at larger meeting places similar to those at airports. The device being used is an "Aura Attitude Self-Determinator" and, as everyone knows, all disassociated, disfellowshipped, apostate type individuals give off an 'aura' indicating their wickedness. It can even identify an individual's wickedness according to varying degrees. Smaller, handheld units are being developed for use in Kingdom Halls. The AASD was devised by the GB (under deevine guidance) and has been operating successfully at HQ for some months.

You can just call me holey_cheeses.

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JW Humanitarium Welfare Relief Programme.

by Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice. in

what could a despairing and god-forsaken adversary beseiged iraqi (only for example) refugee expect to receive in a welfare package distributed as part of aid relief from the jw's?

(should they ever choose, by divine direction of course, to adopt a more compassionate outlook to their non-existant ethic of community values).. might i suggest -an issue of the watchtower with the main study article - relief from oppression by god near at hand.

isn't there just a slight touch of ambiguity in that title?an issue of the awake!

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

What could a despairing and god-forsaken adversary beseiged Iraqi (only for example) refugee expect to receive in a welfare package distributed as part of aid relief from the JW's? (should they ever choose, by divine direction of course, to adopt a more compassionate outlook to their non-existant ethic of community values).

Might I suggest -

An issue of the Watchtower with the main study article - RELIEF FROM OPPRESSION BY GOD NEAR AT HAND. Isn't there just a slight touch of ambiguity in that title?
An issue of the Awake! with the lead article - THE MIDDLE EAST - PEACE FOR THOSE TRUSTING IN GOD.
A tract detailing how to bequeath your assets to the WTS and still be able to say that you care for your family.
An invitaion to attend this Summer's 'PERPETUAL INDULGANCE' International Convention at Yankee Stadium.

Disclaimer. No apologies offered for any evidence of sarcasm, cynicism, or my secularly irreverent attitude. So saith the the lawd.

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What should we reply when invited to memorial?

by bluesapphire in

jw
friends

when my mil invites my husband to the memorial he plans on saying, "well i've already been to the memorial before.

if you've been there once, there's no need to go again since the talk is the same mumbo-jumbo year after year and i'm not anointed anyway.".

what do you plan on saying or have you said?

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

Do you mean to say that a jay dub actually goes to the trouble to invite you to one of their heathen paganistic rituals? - or does it just mean that I really am an evil wicked nasty person and beyond hope?

It is really a numbers exercise, and attending only pampers to the jay dub ego as they prance around showing off their bible studies or 'newly interested ones' (just love that phrase to describe someone who is most likely approaching brain dead and in desperate need of a life), or maybe someone who has 'erred' and is now seeking repentence.

Since I disassociated many years ago I have never (thankfully) been approached by any of the old wise men to help guide me back onto the path of righteousness, but I feel my reply should they ever mistakingly invite me to the big feast would be to say "Why would I even bother to consider it?"

Let the jo hoes rejoice in their self righteous indulgences - just pity the poor individuals they entrap.

Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

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